The genre here is somewhere in-between op-ed, how-to and humour. I'm an opinionated person, I think fun is almost as important as true, so there's a good chance you'll disagree with me – and on a good day you might even get offended.

There's no comment section here – we've got Twitter for that I think. So if you find factual/spelling errors or you just want to chat about something I wrote, I tweet at @hrfrederiksen.